... "If this leaves a waxy buildup - on anything - I'm coming back."
... Orcs aren't all that bad... if you have plenty of ketchup.
... "Come on! It's a whole new life out there!"\n "Oh, no. Not another one!"
... SUBLIMINALsendmoneyTAGLINE
... Do PAL taglines take up two scanlines? -- S.C.
... IMPORTANT NOTICE TO PURCHASERS: The entire physical universe,\n including your Amiga, may one day collapse into an\n infinitesimally small space. Should another universe\n subsequently re-emerge, the existance of your Amiga in that\n universe cannot be guaranteed.
... COMPONENT EQUIVELENCY NOTE: The subatomic particles\n (electrons, Protons, etc.) comprising your Amiga are exactly\n the same in every measurable respect as those used in the\n products of other computer companies, and no claim to the\n contrary may legitimately be expressed or implied.
... ATTENTION: Despite any other listing of product content found\n in this manual, you are advised that, in actuality, your\n Amiga consists of 99.999999999% empty space.
... NOTE: The most fundamental particles in your Amiga are held\n together by a "gluing" force about which little is known and\n whose adhesive power cannot therefore be permenantly\n guaranteed.
... ADVISORY: There is an extremely small but nonzero chance\n that, through a process known as "Tunneling," this Amiga may\n spontaneously disappear from its present location and\n reappear at any random place in the universe, including your\n nieghbor's domocile. Commodore Business Machines will not be\n responsible for any damages or inconvenience that may result.
... HANDLE WITH EXTREME CARE: This Amiga contains minute\n electrically charged particles moving at velocities in excess\n of five hundred million miles per hour.
... WARNING: This Amiga attracts every other piece of matter in\n the universe, including the products of other computer\n companies with a force proportional to the product of the\n masses and inversely proportional to the square of the\n distance between them.
... I am Yoda of Borg. Futile, resistance is. Assimilate you, we will.
... THIS IS A 100% MATTER PRODUCT. In the unlikely event that\n this Amiga should contact Antimatter in any form, a\n catastrophic explosion will result.
... Nova Nova Nova Nova Nova Nova Nova Nova Nova Nova Nova Nova\n "Tagging the Moon"
... "Just don't give away the homeworld!"
... Eventually, you must pay for your sins. Exact change, please.
... "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a klingon out of my hat!" "That trick NEVER works!"
... "Open the disk drive door, Hal."\n "Not until you get rid of that WindowsNT, Dave."
... If it doesn't move, eat it. If it moves, kill it. Then eat it.
... No wanna work. Wanna bang on keyboard.
... "The mechanic said I had blown a seal. I said, 'Just fix the\n damn thing and leave my private life out of it, OK?'"
... It is by coffee alone I set my mind in motion.\n It is by the beans of Java that thoughts aquire speed.\n The hands aquire shaking, the shaking is a warning.\n It is by coffee alone I set my mind in motion.
... "Are you sure this isn't the time for a colorful metaphor?"
... Clap on <clap clap> Clap off <clap clap> NO CARRIE■«⌐╝
... Never drink coffee that's been anywhere near a fish.
... "Rude alert, rude alert! A fire has knocked out my voice recognition\n unicycle. Many wurlitzers are missing from my database. Abandon\n shop, abandon shop! This is not a daffodil, repeat, this is not a\n daffodil!"
... "Strange things are afoot at the Circle K..."
... I couldn't possibly be wrong. I use an error correcting modem!
... "Welcome to the ninth dimension. Small, isn't it?"
... Oregano: the ancient Italian art of pizza folding.
... Never kiss anything that doesn't have lips.
... "Look! Velveeta sticks to the ceiling!"
... After a few years in space, even Worf started to look good...
... Gotta run, cat's caught in the printer...
... Be nice to moderators. They HATE that!
... Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy.
... Out of body, be back in five minutes.
... "Beam me aboard, Scotty!"\n "Aye, Cap'n! Uh, will a two-by-four do?"
... "Several errant electrons jumped when they shouldn't have at\n a place they shouldn't have, resulting in what shouldn't\n have. In short, a short."
... Windows 3.2 will be released when 3.1 finishes loading.
... Windows is a colorful clown suit for DOS.
... Everything's back to normal. Damn.
... "Captain, I believe there's an energy source in the liver of the cloud."
... Madness takes its toll. Exact change, please.
... Deliver a pizza? Whoever heard of a liver pizza?
... Diagonally parked in a head-on universe...
... Stupidity is NOT a handicap. You'll have to park elsewhere.
... "Is fire supposed to shoot out of it like that?"
... "Hey, Worf! I hooked Data up to a modem. Wanna see?"
... "Set phasers to 'humiliate,' Mr. Worf."
... Gravity isn't MY fault! I voted for VELCRO!
... The early bird gets the worm, the second mouse gets the cheese.
... "I am Flatulus of Borg. Pull my finger."
... "Resistance is futon. Borgie go nap nap now."
... If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.
... Never eat more than you can lift.
... Hollow chocolate bunnies have no calories.
... "Dianne, I have in my hand a box of chocolate bunnies."
... seduced by the Chocolate side of the Force...
... Wrappers are futile. Chocolate will be assimilated.
... SCORE! Monkeys: one. Humans: zero.
... "I believe I will take this opportunity to remove my ears."
... "I'd give real money if he'd shut up!"
... "Waiter! There's a fly in my qagh!"
... Klingons do NOT sweat! They perspire with honor!
... "Warp 5.. engage. No, no, Mr. Data, more clutch!"
... Miracle worker, Doctor! I'm a dammit, not a jim.. no, scratch that...
... You shall know the truth, and you shall freak.
... All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
... God made wrinkles to show where smiles have been.
... OK, I'm confused. More than usual, that is.
... "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
... Another casualty of applied metaphysics.
... "Aw, mom, you act like I'm not even wearing a bungee cord!"
... "Don't we even get a few practice semesters?" -- Calvin
... "Hey, dad, remember our car?" -- Calvin
... Shatner, when the wig fell.
... To poldly bow air mobius gumby four: Trek on novocaine.
... KPLA: Warrior's Radio! All the glory, all the time!
... Stop the turbolift! Worf's carsick again...
... Sex is better than logic. You can't prove it, but it is.
... Normality is restored. Any problems remaining are your own.
... Just when my ship comes in, it's the Kobyashi Maru.
... Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.
... It must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
... All Scottish food is based on a dare.
... Fasten your seatbelt ... I wanna try something.
... Facts are stubborn little bastards, be careful with them.
... "Give me Liberty, fries, and two cokes to go!" "*CUT!*"
... Yeah, but you're taking the universe out of context!
... "There may be a correlation between humor and sex.\n Further research is clearly indicated."
... Strangely enough, Data finds himself relating to Heavy Metal.
... No, I'm *from* outer space, I only *work* in California.
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